Inferthermic

INFERTHERMIC: Intelligence with a warranty. INFERTHERMIC: AGI, fireproof. INFERTHERMIC: We're the reason AI has an off-switch. INFERTHERMIC: Robust by design, not by hope. INFERTHERMIC: When the world gets hot, we don't break a sweat. It keeps going. There's a whole page of just "Inferthermic: So Safe, It's Boring." I add: "Inferthermic: AI that won't kill us all." Jian comments: "Not funny." Maddy comments: "Extremely funny." Jian then proposes a Latin motto. Maddy proposes a t-shirt line. I propose mutiny. I close the doc and look across the table at Jian. He's already logged the latest website quote into his spreadsheet, color-coded for how much the vendor is probably screwing us. Jian's talent for finding new business models is uncanny. He's got a literal Trello board labeled "Revenue Schemes," and half of them are actually good. He's still doing Google part-time, still enrolled at Berkeley, and still replies to my 3am emails with full proofs attached. If I didn't know better I'd think he was cloning himself. Maddy's even scarier. She's become a cold-blooded sales assassin. I thought the first customer was a fluke. Then she closed two more, including a mid-size logistics company in Ohio who wanted to "optimize" their scheduling but really just wanted a dashboard with moving graphs.